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Blonde Joke...

  Author:  37706  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/7/2002 9:47:00 PM)
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My friend sent this to me the other day and i thought it was hilarious.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Thank goodness for heroes...

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Date: 9/7/2002 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 25481    LMAO!!!! That was far too funny!!  
Date: 9/7/2002 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 225    lol thats was too funny  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37706    i still can't stop laughing   
Date: 9/7/2002 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOLOLOLOLOL, Very Funny!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 57776    LOL This was soooo funny!! SweetChick209  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 61782    LOL, that was really good!!!---Evilgeminitwin23  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    OK Love blonde Jokes......... they just keep getting better and better!!  
Date: 9/8/2002 11:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 59940    I didnt even have to read the end,to know how this would end!
But this was one of the greatest blonde jokes i had ever heArd!
I was laughing so hard i cried when i first heard the joke
!
~Fayes Eyes~
  
Date: 9/8/2002 1:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37706     thanx  
Date: 9/9/2002 4:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 54808    LMAO!! That was hilarious! I love blonde jokes, thanks for sharing!!
  
Date: 9/9/2002 4:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 52351    LMAO!!  
Date: 9/10/2002 9:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 57074    ROTFLMAO!! that was sooooo funny!!! GothAngel  
Date: 9/10/2002 10:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 52155    LOL!  

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