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monkies monkies monkies monkies!!!! hoo hoo haha

  Author: 41646  Category:(Debate) Created:(9/7/2002 3:38:00 PM)
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yeah yeah yeah i entered the title 2 catch your attention...this is another boring evolution/creation creation/evolution debate...but heres my theory...

When Darwin noted the way species were similar to each other on galapagos islands, and that man may have come from monkies, the reason we're so far away from them, why we don't act like them????? this is how it went, by my theory:

When people first began making evolution theories and refuting them, it's easy to see. We've been evolving for 1 million years, and still evolving. There were so many mistakes in evolution, some made it (but didn't look like people) and others didn't. Now we're so far up the evolutionary tree we don't even resemble our banana eating cousins. We've developed advanced society, and the other relatives are extinct. Once a species starts noticing itself, it's automatically so far up the tree they stop resembling the other species.

That's my theory. ~pinky and the brain

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Date: 9/7/2002 3:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    this has been brought up soo many times on USM in the past 2 months.... when will it becomes a "we all agree to disagree" on this subject?  
Date: 9/7/2002 3:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 41646    hmmm...thats interesting....im trying 2 calm down this argument!!!!!!!!!!!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!
Date: 9/7/2002 3:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    it's like religion(well it kinda is religion in some aspects) and abortion these are things what are highly brought up and then it's talked about to death and all we come out with is, dare i say it, stubborn people and in the end we all agree to disagree on the topic  
Date: 9/7/2002 3:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 55297    GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN> i did not evolve froma stinkin ape!!! God created man in his own image and the first man was Adam. and if God created man in his own image, then we have always been like we are now... this topic causes alot o arguments... :-() ~~*heaven*~~  
Date: 9/7/2002 3:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 44850    maybe we are all alien experiments from when they came down here and kidnapped a couple of apes and tried to spice it up a bit ... heh ...  
Date: 9/7/2002 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    heaven it's people who say WE DID NOT EVOLVE and GOD CREATED US no if's ands or buts!!! it's this way and this way only are the reason why it creates ALOT of arguements.  
Date: 9/7/2002 4:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 55376    All I know for sure is Firstborn told me her great-grandmother was an orangutang. Seems great gramps was not real picky after chugging down a quart of jungle juice. Og
Date: 9/7/2002 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 51173    That's Tang, Og. Tang. Tom  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 55376    Thanks for the correction,Tom.Waiting for,FB, to confirm my facts. Og
Date: 9/7/2002 11:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    I got some facts too. Eee Eee, Oooo Oooo....8-() *itches under arm pit*  
Date: 9/8/2002 8:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 50435    I say it's time for another dead-end debate. Abortion, "Is God real?", and evolution/creation just don't cut it anymore. So I put forth this recommendation: Necrophilia. Seriously. It's a dead end, or at best inconclusive...  
Date: 9/8/2002 12:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    ROLFLMAO, OH OG::: You just dont know how close to the truth you are!!  
Date: 9/8/2002 5:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    Men leave the toliet seat up. 'nuff proof for me.  
Date: 9/8/2002 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 51173    LMAO @ Gallytuck. I suspect that necrophilia is simply a way for a person to get out of saying "I love you." lol! Tom  

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