The "Perfect" Picture!
When you THINK you have a bad day,Remember this one from a young mother...
I was taking a showere,when my 2 year old came into the bathroom and wrapped himself up in toilet paper.Although he made a mess,he looked adorable,so i ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well,that i had copies made and put them in cards and mailed them out to my relatives, a few days later,one of my relatives called commenting on my picture,laughing hysterically and suggesting i take a closer look.
Puzzled,I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son,I had captured my reflection in the mirror
Wearing NOthing BUT A CAMERA!!!"
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My Footsteps?
An aquaintance of mine,who is a physician,told this story of her then four year old daughter. On the way to preschool,my friend had left her stetho scope on the car seat and her little girl picked it upand began playing with it. Be still,my heart, (thought my friend) my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! ... Then the child spoke into the instrument:
Welcome to Mc Donalds. May I take your Order?
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A wise little girl...
A certain little girl,when asked her name,would reply,"I'm MR Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong,she must say,"Im Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and aske4d,"Aren't you Mr Sugarbrowns daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was,but my mother says im not."
~_+~~_+~_+~_+~_+~_~+~_+~_+~_+ "Too Rough" A little girl asked her mother,"Mommy,can i play with the boys?" and her mother replies,"No,boys are too rough." She thinks about this for a moment,before asked, "If i find a smooth one, can i play with him?"
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"Thumb Sucking"
A boy had reached the age of four without giving up the habit,though his mother had tried everything from bribery ,to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.
Finally she tried threats,warning her son that,"If you dont stop sucking your thumb,your stomach will blow up like a balloon!"
Later that day,while walking in a park,the mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four year old considered her gravely for a minute,then spoke to her saying, "Uh oh...I know what youve been doing..."....
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