A mother was working quietly,when her 3 year old daughter asks "Mommy,why are you so fat?" and her mommy replies,"Sweety,mommy has a baby growing inside her tummy,remember?" the girl replies, "Oh,i knew that,but then...whats growing inside your butt?"
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a little girl was going to church for the first time. Her mother was a little nervous,but became more confident,since nothing bad was happening. The lights of the church dimmed,and the choir proceeded down to the altar,holding candles. suddenly,the girl sings in a very loud voice...
Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you....
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