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Idiot Boyfriend!!!!!!!! LOL *CC*

  Author:  19927  Category:(Discussion) Created:(8/28/2002 8:05:00 PM)
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Ooooooo Ahhhhhh

I know what you want, and I know what you need

But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am

I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home

Then I use your cell phone, baby..... Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend

Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes

I still got some learning to do

I made out with your best friend the other day, and Now we're best friends too

Yeah Yeah

And I know what you want, and I know what you need

But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am

And I'm goin' get you a gift, Hey! But its something I like too

Hope you like this Norelco Big trimmer with my name on it,

And I'm your boyfriend

Hey Deh Deh Deh Deh Deh

Yeah deh deh deh deh deh deh

deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh

Goin' Get real drunk,

And call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning

Wake you up I'm an idiot!

Pick up the phone, come on I love you Lets get in my dad's SUV,

And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad

I'll tell my mom to go to sleep

Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see

We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up

How bout like, something like the Matrix

Ooooo Ahhhhh

I can turn my boom box up, and make the bass

Smack the side of my moms couch

Yeah!

Hey baby you like fine cooking? Cause you know what?

I got a swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it

Check it out

Yeah!

I got a permanent wave, yeah! I got an ogilvie home perm, baby

Uh! I Honk the horn can you honk the horn?

Can you honk the horn?

Let me hear you honk it! Come on!

Let me hear you say uh uh!

Let me hear you say uh uh uh!

Let me see you say uh uh!

Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!

Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah!

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I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Replies:      
Date: 8/28/2002 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Cause I'm an idiot...and I'm your boyfriend!!! LOLOLOL!!! I LOVE IT TOO!!!  
Date: 8/28/2002 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 29112    lol amy  
Date: 8/28/2002 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    LOL rock on yeah SmokJoe  
Date: 8/28/2002 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    Lol uh.....haha  
Date: 8/28/2002 8:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19927    i dunno *shrugs* LMAO!  
Date: 8/28/2002 9:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    i know it's a song...my brother played it for me and i was like "are you serious?!?!?!!?" lol its interesting  
Date: 8/28/2002 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    haha jimmy fallon cracks me up!  
Date: 8/28/2002 11:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 22102    LMAO  
Date: 8/29/2002 11:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 25046    I love that video...it's hilarious...  
Date: 9/4/2002 8:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19927    such a beautiful song! LOL  

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