When other people see your waste

For the past 3 weeks i've been living on a sailboat and if any of you know anything about boats then you know the toilets aren't exactly like regular ones. You have to pump the toilet enuff times so that all the gunk goes out and into the ocean. Well this one particular time I was going number 2 and everyone was on deck getting ready to go scuba diving, I was living on the boat w/ 12 other people. So all of a sudden I hear "Amber!!!! Get up here now!" So I get up there and ask this girl on my boat whats going on and then this other girl looks at me and is like "Why did you sh**! We're about to go diving!" And everyone is just standing there starring down at my waist and back at me and all I can do is stand there and act like I dont know whats going on. So then our captain comes out and is like "hey when u gotta go you gotta go". Then later on that night one of our scuba instructors starts discussing it and is like "I got poo'd on today while I was scuba diving and all of a sudden all these fish started scrambling for it" and then everyone just looks at me and starts laughing. It was horrible! I wanted to curl up under a rock.

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