I'm tired of all the "Who's the best captain" Star Trek crap! What about the First Office

Kay. I recently searched Star Trek on USM, and found that everybody cares about the Captain. What about the First Officer? What about the Doctor? What about the Chief Engineer? Well, I thought that I would post the options available....go nutz....

Star Trek:TOS First Officer-Spock. The MAN! I mean, come on! He's the best! Doctor-Dr. Leonard McCoy. Funny, smart, can save an entire race in like 20 min! Cheif Engineer-Scotty. What's wrong with a man who has an accent, and can fix or combine anything!!!

Star Trek:TNG First Officer-Will Riker. Very smooth, smart, but a little annoying. Doctor-Beverly Crusher. Smart, gentle, but also a little annoying. Chief Engineer-Geordi LaForge. A blind man taking care of BUSINESS!!!How messed up is that! Very cool.

Star Trek:DS9 First Officer-Major Kira. Dumb as a brick, and twice as annoying. Doctor-For some reason, I'm having a brain-fart. Can't remember who it is. Chief Engineer-Miles O'Brien. Not too bad, but I think that he should have stuck with the Transporter Cheif position.

Star Trek:Voyager First Officer-Chakotay. Just like Riker. But not as annoying. Doctor-The Doctor. Very kool. A little too romantic, but it helps him. Chief Engineer-B'Lanna Torres. That is a PISSED OFF WOMAN. Say no more.

Star Trek:Enterprise(by the way, a disgrace to the name STAR TREK) First Officer-Can't remember his name. English guy. Very annoying. Doctor-Flox. Horrible! Man I hope that I would die before he works on me. Chief Engineer-Trip. This guy is AWESOME! Different times, he would have been kooler though.

Here's my thought on the best combination of crew to make the ultimate team.

Captain-Picard. (My personal favorite) First Officer-Spock. Doctor-McCoy. (Can't have Spock without McCoy) Chief Engineer-B'Lanna Torres

Well, there it is. If you wanna rip on it, feel free to. If you wanna post your ultimate combo team, go for it. Enjoy!!!

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