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vacuum ................ sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy penguin (sorry, its been a while)

  Author:  44850  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/22/2002 11:52:00 PM)
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Vacuum.

Sometimes,
You have to
Stand back for
A while, and
Look at yourself
In the third person
To get an idea
Of where you
Are standing.

Some religions say
That we are god’s vomit.
Others say that we
Are god’s semen.
Others say we are a rather
Brilliant creation of his.

Oddly enough, most religions
Still have a fire, flood, or earthquake
Where god tried to kill us all.

I had an artist drawing
Portraits during my
Lobotomy.
Sold them on ebay.
That was 2 years ago,
And she still haunts
Me to this day.

Wait?

Did I say that?

No, that wasn’t me.

I heard of a man
That hired a homeless
Artist to draw profiles
Of him during a
Serious break up.

*much better*

God’s vomit.
God’s semen.
We all stand,
We all sleep,
I say,
We all STAND.
I say,
We all SLEEP.
I heard that
Fires and floods
I heard that
Earthquakes
Never could destroy
The human race.
Only the human race
Will destroy
The human race.

God’s lobotomy.

With only angels left
To admire the portraits.

So, let me stand back
Into my body for a moment,
And just cry to myself.
I am sure that even god has
Had his moments of being
Objective while justifying
His creations.


sexxxxxxxxxxxxy penguin

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Date: 7/23/2002 12:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 4887    WOW! This was absolutely awesome... you write with such deep emotion, that touches the heart... *hugz*  
Date: 7/23/2002 1:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 44404    dude, i can't believe they let you get away with semen on G-rated site. i've had entire narratives erased in the blink of an eye because of one h-word that snuck in through a back door. having said that, kudo's to you for semen. on another note, i loved this piece. loved it for it's dedication, for it's mobility, for it's questioning and for it's self criticism which reflects (i think) what this whole thing encompasses. i don't want to assume i know, but i would guess it as a comment on the fallibility of man + man in god's image, = god is fallible. i was never good at the arithmatic, and i could be way wrong, but given an opportunity for a paper, i might come close to proving that. but then again I don't do that anymore. i got my diploma. i'll just say i loved this and may consider erasing everything i wrote after semen. hehehe. later man.  
Date: 7/23/2002 1:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 30477    Wow, this is very good. Kinda reminds me of Chuck Palahniuk.  
Date: 6/4/2005 9:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 7574    Pretty cool..I actually read the whole thing, whic is quite an accomplishment and compliment.  

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