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Dont get near my black cat or i will.....~SoH

  Author:  54429  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/22/2002 10:11:00 PM)
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(sorry but i have to get out some negative energy, its amazing how many people you can find on this site that have no respect for others. Admins if you dont think this is g-rated feel free to delete it im just getting out some energy.)

Don't get near my black
I love my black cat
If you get near my black cat again
Ill kill you

I know where my daddy's gun is
Don't you think I don't
Maybe you didn't think i saw you
But i did

Yes i saw you come into my yard
And you played with my precious cat
I was watching through the window the whole time
I had my daddy's gun
You started to get it to follow you to your house

I was mad and opened the front door pointing the gun at you
I would have shot you too
Luckly you went inside and didnt see me
Cat ran home and i put my daddy's gun up

I love my black cat
Don't think i dont
I wouldn't care to shoot you
Don't think i won't


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Date: 7/22/2002 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Don't shoot me.  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    lol dont worry you can play with him any time  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    I played with him and I messed him up so if he acts crazy now you know why.  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    But I was JUST playing with him!  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    lol thanks alot Melissa~SoH  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    SO maybe your daddy shouldn't have a gun in the house. Unless it's a squirt gun because those are fun to play with, especially when you have a cat.  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Hmm...could it be ME?!  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    lol this is a poem about a deranges little girl~SoH  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    could be~SoH  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    in fact there no doubt in my mind lol~SoH  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    lol  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    check please!  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    I knew it...just because I like squirt guns.  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Look who's talking.  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    lol  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    *aims squirt gun at the black cat* go ahead....play with it....mwuhahahahhahaha~SoH  
Date: 7/22/2002 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Deranged little boy  
Date: 7/22/2002 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 49498    *scratches head* I think if someone shot me for playin with their cat, i would steal their cat and take it as my own...  
Date: 3/19/2011 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Lol! Not touching that cat.  

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