New Miracle Drug for Deer Hunters!!

BUCKSTERONE DEER HORMONES-

Deer hunters! Forget those scent killer shampoos, masking musks, and doe-in-heat drops. Now there's BUCKSTERONE, the little brown pills guaranteed to take the guesswork out of deer hunting! How? With BUCKSTERONE you'll start thinking more like a deer because you'll BE more like a deer! take BUCKSTERONE for three months prior to opening day. With your hormones readjusted, you will easily find the whitetail of your dreams. Simply ask yourself, "Where would I go?" But that's not all! With BUCKSTERONE surging through your system:

-You'll REALLY know when the rut peaks

-You'll be able to locate scrapes with your nose, just like the rest of the herd

-Your ears will be sensitive enough to hear an ant break wind at 600 yards (nearly half as good as a real deer!)

-You can impress your buddies by jumping a 6-foot-high chain link fence

Get serious and get BUCKSTERONE -it puts the DEER in DEER hunter!

BUCKSTERONE is bottled with pride by SCRUTTS PHARMACEUTICAL AND AUTO REPAIR, Seep, Arkansas.

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: Growths on the forehead that necessitate a significant change in hat size; an uncontrollable urge to eat vast quantities of corn, accompanied by an irrational fear of coyotes; loss of the ability to look up or see the color orange. Very large people taking BUCKSTERONE may become nocturnal. All users are cautioned not to look into oncoming headlights when driving.

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