The Real Jesus Freak

A couple years ago my best friend and I decided to rewrite The Real Slim Shady by eminem and turn it into a Christian song. So here it is.


Yall look like you never seen a Jesus Freak before,
Jaws all onthe floor,
We did big House and you asked us for more,
We started doing our flips worse than before,
we first took this course by jumping over the furniture,
Its the return of the,oh wait no wait he didn't just say what I think he did did he?
And Big Jay said
NOTHING YOU FREAKS, hes impressed we practiced in sheams basement.
welcome to the Big house,
Chigga Chigga Chigga
this Devil we're sick of him look at him
tempting us to do you know what
turning our backs on you know Who
Yeah hes not cool yo
yeah some people think we got a couple of screws up in our head loose
but no worse than when adam and eve first ate of the fruit
Sometimes I just wanna it the Big House and cut loose
But can't so I crack open the Bible thats cool too
My name is on His list, My name is on His list
And if you wanna get to heaven all you have to do is let he Lord in
and thats the message we deliver to little kids and expect them to know who Jesus Christ is,
Ofcourse they knwo who the devil is by the time they hit the 4th grade and are able to read the Bible, don't they
we in't nothing but christians
some of us missing
we love to pray for them now listen


well thats all we ever finished. The Big House is the name of the Teen Group at my church, which I am a leader in. Big jay is teh youth Pastor, and Sheam is my best friend. As for all the flips and jumping over the furniture we are a very active youth group and have a LOT, and I mean a LOT of energy to burn. Most of it is spent on gllorifying the Lord. Tell me what you think. Rob