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Airport Fun **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(7/13/2002 8:24:00 PM)
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I was bored today so I decided to drive out to the airport. I dressed appropriately and stood just outside the doors. I must have looked convincing because when the woman got out of the taxi, she thought I was the genuine article. Actually, I'm not a porter, Porter Waggoner, or a bag lady but she didn't know that and I wasn't about to tell her anything. I said, "Ma'am, may I carry your bags for you?" I picked up the suitcases and said, "I'm sorry but I only have two hands and they're full at the moment. You'll have to carry those bags under your eyes yourself." She gave me a strange look and we started to go in. I said, "Do you have a light? Never mind, I forgot that you were carrying those bags so I guess you have have your hands full too. Wait! I just noticed that you're carrying four bags. I forgot about the ones on your chest. You're carrying four bags and I only have two and I'll bet that yours are heavier than mine. Maybe I should give you the tip. Here it is, you could strap those down there to your knees and wear a see through bra on your head. I'll bet that would make your life a lot easier." That's when she screamed for security and I got out of there. I got out of there fast. A brunette in a mini skirt was headed out the door and I was right behind her.

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Date: 7/13/2002 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 49498    Frank, your probably gunna get some comments on this one..lol :uns out before ww3 starts in here::..M.Man  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    did u really do this :O ?
  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    frank, you most definately will get opinions on this...did u really, frank!  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ M. Man! You're right. I wouldn't be surprised. If Groucho Marx was still alive, I'd love to write for him. I think I have it down pat. This post was a tribute to him.  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Carina, it's just a joke. Look at my last comment. LOL!  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao rotflmao frank. so funny. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Hehehe.. my Aunt and her family went on a cruise, and they had to fly over to the east coast, and my cousin forgot he had a single bullet in a carry on bag, and the security FREAKED OUT! The FBI was on him, had him in hand cuffs and everything.. He's a farm boy, so he has some darker skin, dark hair, built body. FBI freaks out, checks his licence, after they realize my cousin is really who he is and not some terrorist, then they ask him if they should lead him out on hand cuffs, Greg says "No, my wife is already gonna kill me" LOL.. Thought I would share. Love ya tonz !
  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    One Werd!lol....."JAIL" lmbo!  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    LMAO...good one   
Date: 7/13/2002 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 28899    lmao! I always thought it would be funny to dress up as a pilot, find an empty bottle of tequilla, act totally hammered, and wander around the airport asking for directions to 'those plane thingies'   
Date: 7/13/2002 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    Well, at least you did'nt start whisteling and chasing her around LOL!!   
Date: 7/13/2002 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Didnt have a weapon, just a single bullet. but he did have his hidden weapon licence, but he didn't show them that.  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 48989    lol  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    What do you mean, Lucy? Of course I chased her around! LMAO!  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Underground Tiger!   
Date: 7/13/2002 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Tony the Tiger. LOL @ Tiger Woods. ROTFLMAO!  
Date: 7/13/2002 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    That figures. LOL!  
Date: 7/13/2002 9:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! You're one sick peep Frankie!!!! and I'm crying tears of laughter LOL!!!!cheers Zema  
Date: 7/13/2002 9:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Zema! I'm glad that you got a laugh out of it.  
Date: 7/13/2002 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 56036    ROTFLMAO! *gives u a thumbs up*
*hugz* PUNKy_CHiK
Date: 7/14/2002 7:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 8374    lmao..good one haha  
Date: 7/14/2002 2:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    Frank... one word fro you...You're weird.. ok @ words..lol  
Date: 7/14/2002 4:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 8184    LoL! I'm sure you already heard this, but you're weird! J/K!  
Date: 7/16/2002 4:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    Frank you are too much sometimes LOL  

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