My little 7 year old cousin told me this and i just died laughing........
Once there was a rich man who had a dog. He had his dog for a long time and one dya he died. So he went to the pet store in search of a new pet. He went up to the man at the register and said, "Sir, my dog just died and I am in need of a new pet. Give me the best pet you have!" So the pet store owner motioned for him to follow him, he brought him to a little cage with a centipede inside. "This here is a talking centipede." The rich mans eyes glowed, "I'll take him!" So the rich man paid for him and took him home. When he got home they played together and the rich man soon remembered he needed milk and bread. So he looked at the centipede and said, "I'm going to the store for milk and bread, wanna come?" The centipede didn't say anything. So he asked him again, "I'm going to the store for some milk and bread, wanna come?" The centipede still didn't answer. The man was getting frustrated, yet he asked again, "I'm going to the store for some milk and bread, wanna come?" Yet the centipede still didn't answer. By now the rich man lost it, "I'M GOING TO THE STORE FOR SOME MILK AND BREAD, DO YOU WANT TO COME OR NOT?!" The centipede looked at him and said, "I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on!"
LOL! Man, that cracks me up everytime!!
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