...You Might Be a Petrol-Head If..................Agent Smith

Yo Peeps,

For anyone that doesn't know...a 'Petrol-Head' is someone who is a car fanatic and lives by the maxim: "Bigger, Faster, Harder - MORE POWER!!!" *Tim 'Tool Man' grunt* Here are signs this might apply to you:



1)If you have ever been caught doing 120MPH in a 60MPH zone, and you talked your way out of it by “popping your hood”

2) If you have ever passed someone and sucked their windshield out.

3) If you use NOS to go get bread and milk.

4) If you have ever put a Supercharger on a lawnmower.

5) If you don’t have to sign your tickets, as you've had your own stamp made up.

6) If the local Highway Patrol had to buy a Ferrari to catch you.

7) If the Highway Patrol complains because you out ran their Ferrari.

8) If your exhaust system is illegal in 48states.

9) If you've ever repowered your kitchen blender with a 350 Chevy.

10) If the last time your 'significant other' drove your car they had a triple coronary.

11) If your neighbors use your fuel pump to drain and fill their Olympic size swimming pool...in seconds.

12) If Exxon and Goodyear send you holiday cards.

13) If the local Speed Shop named their new building after you.

14) If you don’t like side view mirrors because they won’t stay on the car...at 180mph.

15) If you floor it and you go back in time.

16) If your traffic fines keep the local economy going.

17) When you spin up the rear tires the Fire Dept thinks the whole town is on fire.

18) If nobody in town will drag race you any more.

19) If the City Council had a drag strip built to keep you off Main Street.

20) If every thing you own has a flame paint job, even your house and toilet.

21) If you have pictures of your motor in your wallet.

22) If the Highway Patrol named an offence after you.

23) If you count your car as an independent when you file your taxes.

24) Instead of gas mileage you measure it as gas footage.

25) If going to the Monster Trucks followed by Duke of Hazard re-runs is how you spent your Honeymoon.

Hey...most of these can apply to me...hehehe.

Peace, Agent Smith

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