My big book of funny(sortof)Poems

Blood is red
and sometimes blue
Im a bit morbid
how bout you?


This is a ransome note
I stole your daughter
in exchange for a million dollars
but im giving her back
because the emotional damage isnt worth it
yours truly, mr.kiddnapper


monkeys monkeys every where
with heads of hair and butts of none
oh look!ones chewing on a gun!
that could be hazardous........


oh my!oh my!
no lighters!
The world shall end right now
if i do not light my cigarette
oh goodness!
If i do not light my cigarette
i cannot smoke!
What if my risk of cancer goes down?
what will happen?
Hey Amanda's here!
She stole my lighter!
Kill her!
ops i just killed my only friend........
oh well, atleast i have a lighter.


Darn, i just spilled my icecream down my shirt.
1.50$ wasted
i need to bathe i am sticky
which is never a good thing
im cold and were out of hot water
darn
cant get the choco stain out of the carpet
darn
(3 days later)
stilled havent showered
turns out once i got hot water back, they turned our water off
still sticky
stain still there
1.50$ still wasted
(1 day later)
got fired cause my stickyness got all over the clothes
im broke
cant pay waterbill
still no water
still a stain
still sticky
(2 days later)
cant shower at my friends house cause shes cheap
and said i have to pay for the water that i use
darn
(1 day later)
still sticky
still no water
no friends
she says she cant be seen with a sticky person,
its like being flakey, cept sticky
(I day later)
becoming depressed
cant afford psycology
cant a ford a knife to kill myself
i have a belt to hang myself
but no place tohang it
(3 weeks later)
just realized that i can shower at my moms house.

*VampireKitten*

if yall liked these, i can write more but i need insparation, just say a word and ill write about it,for the last one i wrote, all my friend said was icecream and out comes a short story/poem.

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