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2 blondes + a row boat =stupidity

  Author:  55750  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/21/2002 10:29:00 AM)
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One day a blonde was driving in her car on her way to work, When she comes across a blonde in the middle of a feild, in a rowboat. well, the first blonde get out of her car and starts yelling at the other blonde."Its girls like you who give us blondes a bad name!"etc..etc.. until finally she says "IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD GO OVER THERE AND SLAP YOU!" lol,lol,lol. I hope yall think this is funny.and if you dont, i feel like and idiot for posting it.

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Date: 6/21/2002 10:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 55208    that was soo funny...i'm still laughing!!!!
Date: 6/21/2002 10:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 42568    lol dont feel like an idiot...good post  
Date: 6/21/2002 10:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL this was cute dont feel like an idiot its funny lol  
Date: 6/21/2002 10:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 26415    LMAO hahaha that was very funny..haha..."if i could swim...." hahahaha  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL! Very cute!  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL.  
Date: 6/21/2002 12:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 55750    Thanks you guys.im a newbie and was hoping that i wasnt gonna look like a fool trying to be funny.  
Date: 6/21/2002 1:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 55387    LOL...that was really funny dont feel dumb the blonde should...lol thanks 4 postin it!!!
Date: 10/8/2004 6:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao. i love this joke. its one of my fave "clean" blonde jokes.   

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