-- Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
-- Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
-- I'm converting!
-- I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
-- I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
-- Who are you again?
-- Mom, you too can be saved.
-- I need more money for my gambling ring.
-- Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
-- Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't brea-
-- From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
-- I'd love to talk to you, but I have more important things in my life to do.
-- Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well...
-- This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
-- I joined the Republican party!
-- I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
-- Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
-- Guess what!?! I need a new liver!
-- When are you coming to visit! I really want to see you!
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