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dogs pet peeves about humans. lol. ~*spookygal75*~

  Author:  35160  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/18/2002 10:35:00 PM)
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When you push me away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.



Blaming your farts on me... Not funny.



Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?



Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on the carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?



How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)



Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... Stop it.



How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.



Getting upset when I sniff the private areas of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



Dog sweaters. Have you noticed I have fur? Sheesh.



Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.



Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.



When you pick up the piles of poo in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?



The sleight of hand fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.



Invisible fences. Why do you insist on messing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the VISIBLE fence problem!



Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG, STUPID!!!

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Date: 6/18/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 54803    LoL! those are so cute!! :-D kurli103  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL!! These were great and really funny!!  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    oh god my dog cookie that died a few years ago would always hump my leg. i'm glad she died. lol good post   
Date: 6/18/2002 10:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    lol, i lmao when i read this. it is so very cute. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    aww bethann sweety, im sorry she died . thats sad. but im glad ur not getting ur leg humped anymore. he he he. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    LOL!!!!!! Those are sooooooo funny!!!!!  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    lol i'm glad, she smelled funny and was just really old. she was small too and i dont really like small dogs she was a little horn ball, i tell ya. lol  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    lol willow. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    lol sweety. sounds like she really liked u, he he he . lol. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    Great Post!! This is hilarious!! TarHeelGirl  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    lol..those r really cute..thanks for sharing  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 48129    omg, these were just too funny, LoL!  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    ty TarHeelGirl, im glad u liked it hun. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/18/2002 10:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    ty emi, and chicabella, i agree, they were funny. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/18/2002 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 55023    lol, i just woke my dad up from laughing so loudly! those are so cute, did you think of 'em yourself? hehe.  
Date: 6/18/2002 11:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 55023    hehe... i looked over at my dog and she's licking herself when i was reading this!  
Date: 6/18/2002 11:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Hee hee, thanks for sharing!   
Date: 6/19/2002 12:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    lol Kelsus, that is 2 funny. lol. oh and i got this in a email. im glad u liked it hun. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 6/19/2002 12:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    8^) yw hey larry hun. 8^) big huggs shay  
Date: 6/19/2002 7:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL.  
Date: 6/19/2002 9:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 22275    LMAO  
Date: 6/19/2002 1:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 39139    Lol! Those are so funny! I have a dog and just imagining him thinking those things is the funniest thing. ~Beth~  
Date: 6/19/2002 6:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 55123    ~~ my little girl thought these were hilarilous...we have a Rottweiler ~~ missmeow ~~
Date: 7/2/2002 3:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 55533    LOL!! At least their are leash laws LOL!!!   
Date: 7/2/2002 8:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    8^) huggs shay  
Date: 1/10/2006 2:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!  

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