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The Milkman~~~~~~~~~Lexy Kat~~~~~~~~~~~

  Author:  54946  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/18/2002 7:21:00 PM)
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A little girl says her prayers every night before bed while her parents are watching through the doorway. "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma BYEBYE grandpa the next day the grandpa dies. That night shes saying her prayers and says God bless mommy, God bless daddy, BYEBYE grandma the next day the grandma dies. That night shes says her prayers, God bless mommy, BYEBYE daddy so the next day at work the dad is just waiting to keel over and die so hes all paranoid about everything and he thinks to himself all i have to do is stay alive till midnight so hes huddled under his desk not wanting to go home. When the phone rings and he hears his wife's voice and she says "Honey, the STRANGEST thing happened today the milkman dropped dead on our back doorstep this morning!"

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Date: 6/18/2002 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 17516    LOL This is hilarious. Good job Lexy!  
Date: 6/18/2002 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    HAHAHA!!!!! That's funny! Kinda sick too!  
Date: 6/18/2002 7:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 26913    LMAO!!!!!! That is too funny He probably wants to die now!!! ~Skidaisy~  
Date: 6/18/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    Lol that one is good
  
Date: 6/18/2002 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 15621    Thats so funny......  
Date: 6/19/2002 6:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 54725    LMAO!!! That was a good one! *Forever Wolf*  
Date: 6/19/2002 3:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 39139    Lol. I've heard that one before and it's still funny!  
Date: 6/23/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    I've heard this before, it's still funny tho! *~SportiAngel~*  
Date: 6/24/2002 3:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 17516    Tell us some more jokes!  
Date: 6/25/2002 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54946    LOL thanx  
Date: 7/17/2002 11:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 58183    Freaky Lol ~~~Just Justice~~~

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