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Let Them Pick A Female for Homeland Security! Stargazer.

  Author:  19342  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(6/13/2002 8:35:00 PM)
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Joking aside... The best candidate has got to be a female! Why? Ok , Picture this... You are about 30 miles from your home and decide to stop at the local WAWA , for some coffee , right? Time goes by , you finish your work day and meet your girlfriend for some ice cream or something , when she turns around and say: Since when did you start going to WAWA for coffee? How come you didnt have milk in your coffee , this morning? you always mix milk with your coffee...and what was your car doing at so far out south that early in the morning? WOW! Talk about "networking" , it seems like a string of spies reaching as far as the eyes can see! Forget about , "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING" , and concentrate on your current girlfriend! I rest my case!

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Date: 6/13/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    ROTF!! TarHeelGirl  
Date: 6/13/2002 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    hehe and a STRONG case at that lol  
Date: 6/13/2002 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 6358    LOL   
Date: 6/13/2002 8:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    That's right. Concentrate on your current girlfriend!!! hmmph! lol..Nice to see you back SG..  
Date: 6/13/2002 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    ROFL.. Actually I think a woman would be the best bet for this position.  
Date: 6/13/2002 8:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Like they say..."the walls have ears"
And they probably belong to one of your girls , girlfriends!
lol.
  
Date: 6/13/2002 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    lol alrity  

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