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Some Things That New USM Members Might Think **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/24/2002 5:48:00 PM)
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1. Hey! Is this like a game show or what? Where is Bob Barker? Gimme a chance to win that new Oldsmobile!

2. How do I get one of those cool movie thingies with my name in it to be there after I leave a reply?

3. What is an "admin" and why is everyone so scared of them? How bad does it hurt when they bite you? How fast can they run?

4. Who is Radman? Is he anything like Spiderman?

5. Would you like fries with that?

6. Why does that coffee thing at the top of the main page look like it's about to jump out and attack me at any moment? What have I ever done to it?

7. I'd love to see my family but the circus hasn't come to town in years.

8. Why does everyone in the chatroom seem to think that my name is Hazel?

9. What is an "LOL" or a "Renosoft?" Do they sell them at KMart?

10. Who is this Gail person? Does she want to steal my soul and force my walking corpse to do her bidding?

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Date: 5/24/2002 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 28020    LOL I started cracking up at..."Would you like fries with that" LOL   
Date: 5/24/2002 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAo..... All except #10.... thats my real momma you're talking about lol.... *huge huggles* love, Amanda  
Date: 5/24/2002 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 49689    lol..Glad I wasn't included in that list....  
Date: 5/24/2002 5:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    Yes, to all of the above....  
Date: 5/24/2002 5:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 53129    im new and I`m not gonna lie to you, I`ve thought all 10 of those..  
Date: 5/24/2002 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 49536    lol, funny! KMart, ha ha! (((lil kat)))  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    LMAO!  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    This is hilarious Frank! #6 and the steam coming out! LOL!  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 26573    What is a Renosoft?? Is it like a Loofah?  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    Speaking of.. "Do you want fries with that." I got an order of fries at Burger King today cause I was only a little bit hungry and Mom wanted me to get something.. he asked me if I wanted fries with that. Oh boy, he's a sharp one. -  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 39127    ROTFLMAO!!! Hilarious!! Great Frankinstien! Keep writing! I LOVE reading your posts!  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Frank, when I was new and visited chat, there was an alias on the side that said "I am watching you". I really thought he was! LMBO!  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 45397    LOL...I'm still laughing at the list..Wyndrune  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 13283    Oh this is good ! Lol ! Raz aka  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 15675    lol lol lol lol!!!  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    lmao frankendad!! ROTFLMAO!! I love this!!  
Date: 5/24/2002 6:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    LOLOL..Cute Frank, but Im not sure if #10 is meant to be an insult or not..LOL  
Date: 5/24/2002 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 27924    loL! those were cute! wat is a Renosoft??? ~lotta Luv  
Date: 5/24/2002 7:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    i feel mixed on these...i don't know if i should laugh or what...  
Date: 5/24/2002 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    I am offended...just joking, but come on, "Would you like fries with that?"?? do you think we are ALL teeny-boppers or blondes, LOL...funny post!~SpaceCase  
Date: 5/24/2002 8:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 49459    Lol! Thats cute!   
Date: 5/24/2002 9:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LL, of course #10 wasn't an insult! I love dear Gail to death!!   
Date: 5/25/2002 11:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 40530    LOL! I don't get the "Would you like fries with that?" one, or the "Gail" one, but those were funny  
Date: 5/27/2002 3:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Hehe!  

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