Bethann is a special super hero who saves cheese,
She does it quickly and with ease.
She doesn't save humans, she thinks it's a waste of time,
That's why cheese is better, they don't commit any crime.
She looks goofy like all super heroes do,
She can shoot from her hands green sticky goo.
She flies with her underwear on the outside,
She hops in the Bethmobile to go for a ride.
Like a witch, she can also fly with the help of a broom,
She doesn't care if people see her Fruit of the Loom.
She's not that strong, but that's okay,
She's always up and ready for a brand new day.
Bethann the super hero is really brave,
But every now and then I need and tell her to behave.
"Keep yourself under control" is what I yell,
"Go save your stupid cheese, and do it well"
Super Beth may not be that useful, but she's cool,
Cheese looks up to her, thinking "You Rule!"
So now this is the end of Bethann’s comic book,
She's up in the sky flying now, LOOK!
--IcyFire
**5/20/02
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