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The Wise Man LOL.. please read, its hilarious......Lethal Gangsta

  Author:  15693  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/20/2002 4:49:00 PM)
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I actually re-created this from a comic in my Sunday newspaper. I think you all will enjoy it.

A young guy ventures far into the mountains, seeking an old, feeble wise man. He has questions that only the wise man can answer. After a long journey, he finally reaches his house at the top of a mountain. The wise man greets him and sits him down. "You've come to me with questions," the wise man said. The young man replied "Yes, you have guessed correctly. I have come to ask the secret to a happy marriage." The wise man replied, "The key to a successful marriage? You must be willing to sacrifice a lot for her. You must give up your drinking, fighting, and your profanity use around her. Do not stay out late with your friends. You should help her with the chores every chance you get, and bend over backwards for her every need." The young man replied "How is THAT gonna make me happy?" The wise man replies "Oh.. YOU want to be happy.."

--Lethal Gangsta

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Date: 5/20/2002 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 15675    I luv this its good   
Date: 5/20/2002 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 47734    LOL  
Date: 5/20/2002 4:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    thats from Haggar the Horrible, I love that comic strip  
Date: 5/20/2002 4:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 15693    Yep, that's the one I got it from it's one of my favorites too.  
Date: 5/20/2002 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 40350    hehe  
Date: 5/20/2002 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 54519    LOL!!!!! ~§hôrt*§tuff~
Date: 5/21/2002 1:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 54198    LOL!
Date: 5/21/2002 7:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 50949    *Haggar* the horrible
whyd i say haggrid oh well
huggz*
<Sweet_Gurl>
  
Date: 5/21/2002 7:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 50949    Hagrid the horrible huh? I sae this 1
hahha
  
Date: 5/22/2002 7:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 53158    haha thtas funny

-sphinix
  
Date: 6/17/2002 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    LOL...dang if that aint right...man, guys need to read this more than the women do..lol.   
Date: 12/11/2004 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    This is great...thanks   

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