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Another boring debate on religion....hmmmmm.... ~pinky and the brain

  Author: 41646  Category:(Debate) Created:(5/16/2002 6:14:00 PM)
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Shoedism, my new religion, will take over the world! You will worship the shoe, and on Mondays before you tie your shoes, say a prayer. Take them off before you enter a household. Pray to the shoe god Mamithia!

C, the point here is, what does it matter about your beliefs??? Unless it has to do where u have 2 kill puppies with shoelaces and computer mice and eat dirt, pretty much any religion's okay. So why do some people like, get mad if they don't have their beliefs????

Lay your beliefs on the table!

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Date: 5/16/2002 6:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 39880    no beliefs for me...
Date: 5/16/2002 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    How DARE you offend the God I just made-up on Kaja's post named "Bob" who is the "God of Debate on USM!!!!!" I do NOT recognize YOUR God, sine I just made another one up ......and my God can beat-up your God.....so-------> P.......  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    Do not offend the God "Bob".......*deep bow*  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 39880    i will become a devoted follower to a faith when i see some proof
Date: 5/16/2002 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    Pinky last time i saw you, you were still trying to take over the world. But i think you may have somthing here..does it matter what kind of shoes you use?? lol  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    p.s. whats wrong with eating dirt?? hehe  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    Oooooo....... you are ALL in serious danger of offending "Bob"!!! Better watch your step! STEP! Get it???!?  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    ohhh mamithia is shaking in her booties....hehe get it booties hehehehe lmao  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 41646    ok, people...*watches fireworks start* I will worship the shoe god, no matter what!!!!! ~pinky and the brain
Date: 5/16/2002 6:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    The shoe god heh what about the underwear god?? huh huh huh did anyone ever take the time to think about him lmao  
Date: 5/16/2002 6:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 39880    ok....from now on i will worship......urkel. okay?
Date: 5/16/2002 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 39880    let the battle of the gods begin! go urkel!
Date: 5/16/2002 6:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 36967    Jesus is the Only way to heaven, if you want religion, then pick one, there are many religions out there. BUT if you want a savior, a way into heaven, well there is only one way, religion itself, any religion will NOT get you into heaven, Not even Christianity itself will not get you into heaven. BUT Jesus will. Some say that is Narrow, well I did not say it, Jesus did, and I believe that is narrow. I rather be narrow to the truth than open to lies. My God can destroty your God.  
Date: 5/16/2002 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 53715    I worship one God and that is God. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. Heed God's word! It will save you! Praise Jesus
Date: 5/16/2002 7:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 39880    urkel can do anything jesus can!
Date: 5/16/2002 7:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    *silent scream* Drkptrs- it's joke, JOKE, don't tell me "jokes" are against your religion too!!!!???  
Date: 5/16/2002 7:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    lmao 39880. But its a joke you know hehe haha hehe haha.  
Date: 5/16/2002 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 24924    Hello, my friends. I am SHE-GOD. Pleased to make the aquaintance of the shoe god, Mamithia and also God of Debate, BOB. Would that BOB be the same as the Boucefus Of Baton Rouge character, the right Reverend Bobbaloo AKA Hugo AKA Big Al AKA Bobbaloo the Bouncing Bowling Ball? Gotta watch out for that dude!   
Date: 5/16/2002 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    I think so Thinker: I'll bet hugo is BOB, ummmmmmmmm, I think he is a hacker.  
Date: 5/16/2002 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 53314    Religon Is based on what MAN wrote.Thats It plain in simple.It was written to keep people in line and also so they Wouldnt Be Afriad of the truth.When you die your gone.If there is a god Is he causing the universe to expand Every second?Did he cause the dinosaurs to go Extinct?Did he create Aliens?Do you belive in Aliens?What about life on Other Planets?Anserew my questions if you can.  
Date: 5/16/2002 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 24924    *sprays some laughing gas up around Drkptrs head* *leafs through dictionary* Ahhh, here you go.
HUMOR: playful fancy, amusing, comical. facetious.
  
Date: 5/16/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    xrowleypunkx, get a grip. yes, God causes the universe to expand, and would you want to live with a dino in your back yard during a bar.b.que? I wouldnt. Aliens, life on other planets. LOL LOL. Sure they are sooooooooo smart and so many of them that they dont even know how to make contact. You betcha, um humm  
Date: 5/16/2002 8:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 24924    aaaaarrrrrggh! somebody put E.coli in my chicken soup for the soul.... It's not nice to mess with the great SHE-God  
Date: 5/16/2002 9:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    Hey she God, it wasnt me. i HAD, pan fried rice for supper, fresh spinach, an artichoke, friend squash and ymmmmmmmmmmmmm was it good. Throw out the nasty stuff and grab a pizza.  
Date: 5/16/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 34487    I try to remain objective when people bash on and generalize Christians but it is difficult. I don't bash on people who don't believe in God so I feel that a mutual respect is appreciated. I guess all of this animosity toward religious people gets really old. I think that the only one that can truly change their beliefs is that person and if they have questions we should answer them without persecuting them. Good post.  
Date: 5/18/2002 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 19875    *Places her shoes on a new alter* darn, I'm begining to run out of alter space!! What with my Sock god and Shirt god things are starting to get a little crowded in the laundry room   
Date: 5/23/2002 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 32133    shoe god cool  
Date: 9/19/2008 3:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL this post gave me a real chuckle heheheheeee   

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