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FOUR SWORDS WITH IN ONE ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREENISH-ORANGE, JELLY LIKE, OCEAN, CAUGHT MY ATTENTION AS I MADE MY WAY THREW THE TREMENDOUSLY THICK AIR, TIP TOEING ON THE JELLY, AND NOT SINKING BECAUSE OF MY VERY LIGHT WIEGHT. AS I GOT CLOSER I BEGAN TO FEEL AN ABUNDANCE OF ELECTRICAL CURRENTS THREW ME WHICH CAUSED ME TO MORPH INTO A BEING WITH NO FORM BUT STILL CONCIOUS. AS I REACHED THE ROCK I BEGAN TO THINK OF KING ARTHOR AND AN ARM MANIFESTED FROM MY FORMLESS BODY. I TURNED EAST, SOUTH, WEST, AND THEN NORTH AND SAW WATERFALLS IN EACH DIRECTION. I THEN APPROACHED THE SWORDS AND SAW THAT THEY REPRESENTED THE COORDINATES, AND I SAW THAT THEY WERE DIFFERENT IN SIZE. SUDDENLY WHICH SEMED LIKE 100,000 BEAMS OF LIGHT BURST OUT OF MY ONE ARM WHICH FOR SOME REASON, INDICATED ME TO CHOOSE. I LOKED UPON THE SWORDS WITH EXTREME WISDOM, AND REACHED FOR THE SMALLEST SWORD WHICH STOOD FOR NORTH, WHEN EVERY PLANET, AT EVRY ANGLE, CAME TOWARDS ME AT LIGHT SPEED, I GRABED THE SWORD AND PERISHED WITH OUT A TRACE.

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