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Senior Cruise - SassyGirl

  Author:  12862  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/12/2002 9:23:00 PM)
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A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."

The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water.

"Coming up," says the bartender. As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one too.

The old women says, "Thank you. Bartender, I would like another scotch with two drops of water."

"Comin' right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you learn how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."

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Date: 5/12/2002 9:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    That's a good one Sassy Girl. Thanks for the laugh. Write on....  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 49739    LLO, that was a funny one. I needed a smile on my face after the day I had today. Thanks for the smile. HayKory22  
Date: 5/13/2002 2:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 46515    LOL!! How funny!  
Date: 7/2/2002 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 57219    AHAHA funny funny funny...~navychick  

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