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THE UNUSUAL DONKEY--KURTVEDDER

  Author:  45630  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/12/2002 8:59:00 PM)
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What do you call a donkey with one eye-

A winky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one eye and three legs-

A winky wonkey donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one eye, three legs feeling frisky-

A winky wonky bonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one eye, three legs that feels frisky as well as being a used car salesman-

A winky wonky bonky shonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one eye, three legs, that feels frisky is a used car salesman and playing the piano.

very talented!

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Date: 5/12/2002 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    LMAO! Good Ones! Thanks for sharing!   
Date: 5/12/2002 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 28767    OOOOOOOOOoooooooooook! peace out.  
Date: 5/12/2002 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LMAO!!! You're a nut!!!! .....  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 49739    LOL, that was cute. HayKory22  
Date: 5/13/2002 3:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! this is good...write on...cheers  
Date: 7/30/2002 12:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 20559    Groooooooooooan i hate that joke  

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