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Ouuuuuuuuuuuuch! I've Been Abused!..........................Becky

  Author:  16845  Category:(Discussion) Created:(5/12/2002 7:12:00 PM)
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*walks in holding steak over her eye* One word for ya'll OUCH!

where would I report abuse? not your normal kind mind you....but BIRD abuse! see I knew the lil guys were plotting against me! *pops a few advils*

Do you think they make handcuffs small enough for parakeets? *removes steak exposing a swollen eye*

You see it started off INNOCENTLY! we finished dinner and because of my back I couldn't sit. so I took the birds downstairs to let them out for a while. Inca was first since he's so fun and so well behaved LOL Then I just let Mya out with him and they fly around for a few but not as long since he's a pain in the butt to catch ect....LOL

ok their flying around and I'm chasing them down trying to catch mya with a pillow case *he's a pain, inca is fine* anywho their flying around like no other and I get visions of the movie birds in my mind 'oh god what if one of them hits me?' *they were in a rather odd mood tonight*.....*raises eyebrow*

Mya flew behind me and was on the door, right as I turned around to face him.....

*WHAP!*

Bird met head on contact with my right eyeball....here's becky falling to the bed holding her eye as Mya goes on his merry little way to the window sill...

*puts steak back on eye* that was a full force hit....the blasted bird had it all planned......*sigh* I KNEW that they plotted against me with those quiet little cherps....But Inca's so sweet I don't wanna believe it....

*cries*

Someone arrest that bird.....it was intentional! LOL

Becky

***NOTE I am NOT trying to make light of abuse in any of its forms!!

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Date: 5/12/2002 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Birds is evil, I tells ya, evil!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    That was my impression of the cliché crazy old man that nobody ever believes in horror movies. >Vampyre Gerbil<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 39957    Aww ow that must have hurt a lot.  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    ROFLMAO!!!! Becky got beat up by a bird!! BECKY GOT BEAT UP BY A BIRD!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL..xoxo  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    LMAO @ vg!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhush! LL!!! don't let that out! lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    The crows; they are watching me... I have never seen more crows anywhere than on my road. There are tons of them, and I think they are plotting against me. >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Beth you have no idea beek and all! lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    no no no vg these are parakeets LOL   
Date: 5/12/2002 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    ugh, you know two years ago when i went on vacation, we went to red river nm. and there were mocking birds where we stayed at, and i swear one spit on me. ugh!!
  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO, you must have done SOMETHING to deserve it!! LoL, a BIRD wouldn't have done something like that for NO reason come on, spill it, what did you do??? heehee *hugS* Forever Xenia,  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Crows are really just very dirty Parakeets >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 48993    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGosh!! ROFLMBOOOOOOO ...... alfred hitchcock ......... he had somehting there huh?? LOL ..... birds plotting aganist humans ,,, its true!!!! i see it everyday!!! i have feeders outside and a bird bath for the wild birds and i have 2 female mocking birds that come and nest every year .... and they both "sing" when im trying to sleep .... espically durning my nap time hours 12 noon -2pm .... but if the feeders are full with seed and water ... guess what ....... yep quiet birds! LOL they are taking over the world! ROFL  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    LMAO!!! Becky, it was spit!!! atleast, that's what im sticking with!!!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    probably wasn't spit hyper LOL  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    *hangs head* ok chilli I admit it....I pay more attention to inca....so mya must be jealous LOL  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    their larger too vg!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    hyper is in denial  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    LOL well better keep those feeders full then danie! LOL!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    *runs around screaming* NOOO I'M NOT!!!!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 48993     LMBOOOOOOOOO @ LL!!!!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    See Becky if you hadn't been FAVORING your birds, then you wouldn't have gotten hurt favoring things can cause murders your know heehee *hugs* Forever Xenia,  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    I own two birds.. Squeaker and Blu. I seriously think those two are plotting against me as well. Whenever I try feeding Blu she snaps at me. And Squeaker's well behaved.. a little.. TOO well behaved. I'll keep you updated. Meanwhile, good luck with your little devils!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    So the dirty ones must eat a little more than the clean ones. >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    Soooooooo..Becky...You gonna file assault charges?? Is Inca going to be your star witness?? Heehee...xoxo  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    *giggles* see inca's good
8is on my shoulder now* so i let him out anywhere in the house with me...lol but he likes to fly into walls.....
  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    are too hyper!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    are you sayingi should put inca back now chilli? lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    lol rika my sweet lil devil is about ready to go back to the cage lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    lol @ vg!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 30986    Awwwww pooor poooooooooooor Becky.. did the widdle birdie hurt your widdle eye?? OMG! Hope you feel better!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    lol ll! you know inca has this thing about chewing
*gasp* on my nails...lol wonder what kind of whitness he would make? hehe
  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    lol yes kysta! say howd you get your birdie to talk? lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Don't let them fool you. Parakeets and Crow are one in the same... and they are evil! Oh, and Ravens, too. Nevermore! >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    And don't get me started on vultures >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Raptor means "Bird of Prey"; well, I've seen the Jurassic Park trilogy, and those Raptors were vicious killers! Coincidence??? I think not... >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    what about vultures vg? LMAO  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    The way those vultures swarm the deserts eating dead carcasses... That's just not right! >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    LOL Vg you are too much I take it you don't like birds!?!? *holds inca up to the computer screen* but he's so loveable!  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    That's what he wants you to think. Don't fall for it! All birds are 100% evil. >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LMAO!!!! poor Becky!!! .....  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    VG can you honestly say the blue and white one looks EVIL? LOL http://communities.msn.com/NameMyBirds/shoebox.msnw  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    *Sniffles* poooooooooor me! lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Looks can be deceiving... >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Looks can be deceiving... >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Yeah, that last comment was so important, I felt I needed to say it twice . Stupid Double-Posts... >Vamp Gerb<  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    LOL @ vg *Shakes head*  
Date: 5/12/2002 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 28125    hehehe...this is so crazy...attacked by a bird...OUCH...***laughs loudly***I'll arrest it...yeah Sis the whole thing was planned...LOL...hehehe...I am agreeing with the note also...Love and Hugs...ICL~*~*~*~  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    I think The Penguin is behind this! Quick, to the Batcave! >Sdrawkcab Libreg Erypmav<  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    On that subject, the only bird that can be trusted is Robin. >Algebra Problem: V + G = 50193<  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Oh, and by the way, do you plan on eating that steak on your eye? I'm kinda hungry. >VG, running out of original name jokes<  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    oh god not the loveable penguin vg! lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    LOL glad someone noticed the note pa!  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    it's all yours vg LOL  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Thanks! Mmmmmm... eye-steak >Vamp Gerb<  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 49689    Inca??? Mya??? Have you considered calling them Lunch and Dinner???
Well maybe not..probably wouldn't taste very good..
  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    If there was an award for "Being both so insane, it's funny and so funny, it's insane", I think I might have a chance to win it. However, the Academy never gives me an Oscar; something to do with the fact that I have never been in a movie... >VG<  
Date: 5/12/2002 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    Hmmm YUMMY YUMMY BIRDIE!!!!...Ya know what I would have done with it!...The secret is in the Sauce! YUMMMY!!! *drools*~~~~~~  
Date: 5/12/2002 9:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 28767    Yeha my bird bites me all the time...and hes a cockatiel...nuerotic bird...peace out.  
Date: 5/12/2002 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 38849    Hi dear! *hugs Becky* --  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    ewwwwwww vg!  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    pyriel they started off as dog and house, then went to lunch and dinner now they have inca and mya LOL dad still calls them shake 'n' bake though  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    kiki you ain't eatin my birds LOL  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Hiya danny! lol  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    don't ya hate it when they bite sm? LOL  
Date: 5/13/2002 6:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    And that is why I have no birds.. One pooped on my head one day and I knew from that moment I would never own one because I would feel the desire to seek revenge!..LOL  
Date: 5/13/2002 7:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 21203    Birdie ala Mode???? LOL  
Date: 5/16/2002 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 51901    The attack when you're least expecting it LOL. And also they sometimes like to whistle at you. This happened to me once at a petstore  
Date: 6/29/2002 3:56:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   LOL! aww but what about Big bird? he is evil to!
Date: 8/11/2002 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    I was try to tell VG just now that I remember READING this post as I was eatting something I said *Reffering to this post* I remember eating this.. MMMMMMM Good post!  
Date: 8/4/2005 7:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 18887    lol ouch, i hope you feel better now!  
Date: 10/17/2008 4:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    WOW! I bet that hurt Becky, a hit right in the eyeball is no fun for sure...  

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