If you want to stay alive or not waste your time, then don't do the following:

1)Never pet a flaming animal. 2)A cheetah would not make a good house cat. 3)Don't stand on top of a tall building in the middle of a thunderstorm while holding up a metal rod......unless you wanna be a lightning rod. 4)Don't have a staring contest with a wall, you'll never win. 5)If your clock is going backwards, or chimes 13 times, then it's probably possessed. 6)Don't box with a kangaroo....or Rocky Balboa 7)Don't try swimming in the air....or flying in the ocean, chances are, they won't work. 8)If you see a zombie, don't ask it if it would a bite to eat. 9)Don't stand under a shuttle that is ready to lauch. 10)Don't play soccer with a bowling ball, it really hurts.

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