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Gotta learn the language

  Author:  34761  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/9/2002 1:33:00 PM)
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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

" How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I'm just trying to make enough money to buy a bicyle," said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the Preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

The boy said, "You got a deal."

The Preacher toolk the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.

The preacher called the little boy over and said, " I can't get this mower to start."

The little boy said, "That's 'cause you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't know if I even remember how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"

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Date: 5/9/2002 2:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 53547    OMG what a funny coincidence! Thanks for posting it, I really got a kick out of it - Abdicated to Tertiary  
Date: 5/9/2002 2:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    LMBO  
Date: 5/9/2002 2:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 53482    Thats was very funny thanks for posting it.Keepm coming.  

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