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Date: 5/2/2002 5:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 30051
Why was 6 afraid of 7  |
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Date: 5/2/2002 5:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 30051
Because 7 8 9..lol...gaffaw..hicup...fart.oops.. |
Date: 5/2/2002 5:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 51871
*the king frowns* (not really)  |
Date: 5/2/2002 5:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5252
hmmm...well i hit my BIG toe the other day, and i almost cryed...it hurtedededdd!!!  |
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Date: 5/2/2002 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5252
lahlahlaaaaaaaah!!! this day has gone by soooooooooooooooooo slow!!! |
Date: 5/2/2002 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 52204
Here's two jokes for you. A duck walks into a drug store and asks lip gloss, and the cashier says, "How would you like to pay for that?", and the duck says, "Put it on my bill". A piece of toast and an egg walk into a bar and order a glass of orange juice, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast.".  |
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Date: 5/2/2002 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 52204
I meant to say he asks FOR lip gloss. |
Date: 5/2/2002 6:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 47983
*Smirks* How would we know if your really laughing?  |
Date: 5/2/2002 7:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 50193
So, a man walks into a bar, and he says "ouch!" Err, nevermind; let me give it one more try. So, a Vampyre Gerbil walking into a post, and he says a terrbile joke. >Vampyre Gerbil<  |
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Date: 5/2/2002 7:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 51871
the king laughs slightky, but no winner yet |
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Date: 5/2/2002 8:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 52204
Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in Air Force One. Perot pulls out a $100 bill and says 'I'm going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone down below happy.' Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, 'If that was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50 bills and make two people down below happy.' Of course Clinton doesn't want these two candidates to outdo him, so he pipes in, 'I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.' At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, 'I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.' |
Date: 5/2/2002 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5252
dude! why does everyone reply after i quit replying  gee im soooo unloved! :| |
Date: 5/2/2002 9:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 609
*A woman walks into his court all dressed in red cloak that goes from head to toe, she bows before him, smiles, then wips off the cloak and streaks the room yelling 'I am Mr.Potato head' in German. *  |
Date: 5/2/2002 10:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 19220
[email protected] was great! *ok I'll just sit back down now*  |
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Date: 5/4/2002 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 609
wow I didn't even get a chuckle, I think Ill go put a bag over my head now lol. |
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