"Do You Know Anything About Dying?"

I was at work the other day and I was on my way out of the stockroom when I was stopped by a woman. She asked me a couple questions about a bedspread and then as I was heading back to the front she called after me. I went back to her and asked her if she had another question. She goes "Do you know anything about dying?" I thought I had misunderstood her and said "Excuse me?" and she repeated herself. By now I thought she was crazy and wanted to get away from her. I must have looked really confused because she burst out laughing. She wasn't talking about death, she wanted to know if it would be ok to dye a certain tablecloth purple. I told another girl I work with and we both had a good laugh over that.

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