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Blonde In a Store -Meow-

  Author:  47441  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/1/2002 5:00:00 PM)
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A blonde Walked Into An electronics store. When The salesman Came Over, the Blonde pointed To A Display In the Store's Window. "I Want That TV!" She told him. "Sorry," the salesman replied, "we Don't sell To Blondes". She left disappointed, Then went Home, Got a Completely Different outfit on, and put a Man's wig on. She went Back To the Store, went to the salesman, pointed to the display in the window, and exclaimed, "I Want that TV!" "sorry," the man Replied, "we Don't Sell to Blonds." Wonderig How he knew, the Blonde went Home, Changed Into a Completely different Outfit, dyed her Hair Bright red, then went back. She went up to the Salesman, pointed to the same display, and said once again, "I want That TV!" But the man answeredd, "Sorry, we Don't Sell to Blondes."

Puzzled, she asked, "How did You Know i Was a Blonde?" And the man answered:

"Because that's a Microwave."

LOL Funny Right?!

-Meow-

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Date: 5/1/2002 5:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 50265    lol!!! that's a good one!!! ~*~KittyMoon~*~  
Date: 5/1/2002 5:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 49918    HAHAHAHA
Date: 5/1/2002 5:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 47983    Ohh lol. I saw this joke in humor.com, but its still funny.  
Date: 5/1/2002 5:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 27924    LOL! i heard a similar joke in like 4th grade! it is soo funny! the joke i heard was an aggie joke...Good post! ~Lotta Luv~  
Date: 5/1/2002 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 21233    heard this sooooo many times but its still funny  
Date: 5/1/2002 6:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 52563    LOL..Blondes are AWESOME..hehe  
Date: 5/7/2002 1:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 53339    I think I've heard it before but it was still funny BabyCry  
Date: 5/7/2002 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 51009    haha Ive heard this one!  
Date: 1/11/2007 5:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LoL..I think Ive heard this one before..thanks for sharing! =]  

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