The Red Button :P

i know you've probably heard this before because its a pretty old joke but i find it funny everytime i hear it..so i figured id share it..okay..so..

A man is in a restaurant and he needs to use the bathroom. He notices the line for the men's room is REALLY long but he gets on the line. He's standing there, waiting and waiting when eventually he can't hold it anymore. The man went and found the manager and said "Sir, would it be okay if I used the ladies room? It's an emergency." The manager said "Well, okay, but whatever you do, don't press the red button." The man agreed and went into the bathroom. After he relieved himself, he noticed 3 buttons on the wall- a yellow one, a green one, and a red one. He pressed the yellow button and it powdered his face, so he figures 'this isn't so bad'. The man continued on and pressed the green button. It shaved his legs. He told himself it still wasn't that bad so he pressed the red button, ignoring what the manager had said. A few seconds later, he was knocked out cold. He was taken to the hospital and the manager went to see him. The man asked him "What does the red button do anyways?" and the manager replied "...Tampon remover."

lol, ouch. i dunno why i found this so funny...but..yeah..im done now..

-shari-

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