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3 Men in a Car Wreck...Freaq

  Author:  6817  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/1/2002 4:37:00 PM)
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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

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Date: 5/1/2002 4:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 49918    HEWHEHEH I LOVE IT@
Date: 5/1/2002 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 47983    lol  
Date: 5/1/2002 4:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6817    U must read fast I JUST posted this like 5 secs ago...lol  
Date: 5/1/2002 4:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL how clever LOL  
Date: 5/1/2002 4:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 48689    I don't really get it. I mean, I do, but its not really that understandable...nevermind, I'm just weird! Love ya!  
Date: 5/1/2002 4:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 27924    LOL! Very good joke! ~Lotta Luv~  
Date: 5/1/2002 4:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 9509    LMAO!  
Date: 5/1/2002 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 50265    lol   
Date: 5/1/2002 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, that was cute! Thanks for posting. Love,  
Date: 5/1/2002 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 49459    Lol! Thats cute!   
Date: 5/2/2002 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL! Thats funny  
Date: 5/7/2002 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 51009    lol I would too!!  
Date: 10/4/2005 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Me too.  

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