1. FISHING CAN BE DANGEROUS
Two friends, a Russian and a Czechoslovakian, were out on a day's fishing. They found a nice grassy knoll, with quite a slope, overlooking the ocean, where they could cast their lines into the water.
While they were fishing, a pair of killer whales (male and female) came cruising in the area looking for a feed. On spotting the whales, the men became pretty excited and started jumping up and down, trying to scare the whales away, lest they scare off any fish. In so doing, the Russian lost his footing and began to slide down the slope towards the water. His mate became concerned, as he knew he couldn't swim, and tried to stop him sliding down the slope. Unfortunately, the grass was wet, and they both slid straight into the sea, where the two killer whales dashed in to secure for themselves a quick snack.
In no time, the coast guard was alerted and chased after the whales in an effort to retrieve the bodies. The craft caught the smaller of the two whales, and with a detonator harpoon, delivered it a fatal shot. They took the whale in tow and took it into shore. On opening the female whale up, they recovered the badly damaged body of the Russian fisherman. So you know what that means, don't you? The Czech is in the male!
Many thanks to John M. from Gold Coast Queensland, Australia for today's Joke #1!
2. HOW TO TELL THE WEATHER
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely, The Cat
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