Ways to know if you have been online too long

If you have made at least five of these,you are an addict.

1)Technical support calls ''YOU'' for help.

2)Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL outloud.

3)You keep beggin your friends to get an account so ''we can hangout''.

4)You've to get a 2nd phoneline to so you can call Pizza Hut.

5)You don't know where the time has gone.

6)Your wife now complains of you moving you fingers in your sleep instead of talking.

7)Your kids are now eating cereal morning,noon,and night.

8)You find yourself sneaking away to the computer on the middle of the night when your wife is asleep.

9)You find yourself lying to others about your time online.

10)You'd rather tell people the your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth - online all night.

11)Your dog leaves you.Your wife threatens to...

12)You've even gotten on an airplane just to meetsome folks face to face.

13)You have a map on the wall with lots of red pins to mark where people you have met.

14)You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the omputer.

15)You go to withdrawal if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.

16)You wake up on the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.

17)Your relantionship online has gone farther than any real one you have.

18)You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.

19)You stop typing whole words and use things like brb,dunno :-)

20)You type faster than you think.

21)You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

22)You dream in ''text''.

23)You double click your remote control.

24)You check your e-mail and forget that you have real mail.

25)You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to ''check your e-mail''.

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