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Honesty of Kids

  Author: 28457  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(4/25/2002 12:23:00 PM)
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My 3yr old son had alot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me. Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you didn't have an accident?" "No", he replied. I just knew that he must have because the smell was getting worse. Sooo....I asked one more time, "Matt, did yo have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks, and yelled...."SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!" While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food, as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had! Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time. I just never had the nerve to make the point."



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Date: 4/25/2002 12:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 14018    LOL!!!! your are hillarous, mog, I am laughing so hard.... Good post...  
Date: 4/25/2002 12:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 52563    hahaha..I'm really sick and that made me feel A LOT better...haha  
Date: 4/25/2002 12:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    OMG!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!What a cutie!!!!!!I love the honesty of children!!!!!!!  
Date: 4/25/2002 12:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 42940    I guess he told you LOL *** bad kitty ***
Date: 4/25/2002 12:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 24732    LMAO! Hahaha, my side hurts now!  
Date: 4/25/2002 12:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 51744    OMG LOL...I would have died!! And that is sooo cool that the old man said that!! :0) ~~TheGiggler21~~  
Date: 4/25/2002 1:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 48525    Oh God! I laughed til I peed, then I laughed at that! Funny funny stuff!  
Date: 4/25/2002 5:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 51456    omg,did that actually happen?My sis has those kiunda problems and she's 5 years old.Don't worry kids r like dat,but that is a great post.-natasa  
Date: 4/25/2002 7:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 52351    lmao!! omg! i would have been so embarrased! i probably would have been laughing to death to. thanx for sharing! ~*muzicangel*~  
Date: 4/26/2002 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LMAO!!!!!! At least you won't see those people again.  
Date: 4/26/2002 1:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 34398    LOL, that is SOOOOO funny, and embarrasing
Date: 4/27/2002 5:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 51106    LOL! I could just see him (if I knew what he looked like) doing that! That had to be embarrassing and funny! Thanks for the laugh. Hansongirl  
Date: 5/2/2002 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 52187    You should really get that kid to a counseller...  

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