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The Cell Phone! (A must read! Guaranteed Laugh!) ~Fairy Wings~

  Author:  27924  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/23/2002 5:58:00 PM)
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A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings. One of them picks it up and answers it. "Hi honey, are you at the club?"

"Yes, dear."

"Honey you won't believe this but I'm standing in front of Giovannis and there's a beautiful mink on sale in the window."

"How much is it, dear?"

"They're giving it away. Only $5,000. Can you believe it?"

"But don't you already have fur coats?"

"Please dear it's absolutely exquisite!"

"Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!"

"Thank you sweetheart. Oh, not to keep you much longer, I passed by the Mercedes dealership this morning and saw their new convertible. It was to die for! I talked to the salesman and the one in the showroom is brand new, leather seats, power everything, gold colored. What do you think?"

"Honey, come on, we already have cars!"

"You promised me that I could get a convertible!"

"How much is it?"

"You won't believe it but he said he'd let us have it for $85,000 fully loaded with all the options!"

"OK, OK, go ahead and purchase it!"

"I love you, you're the best husband a wife could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but remember our trip we took to Paris? Remember the Brown's place with the swimming pool and tennis courts? It's on the market to be sold. I saw it this morning at the Real Estate agency. If we bought it we would have a perfect place to stay during the cold winter months."

"I had actually thought about it. You say it's on the market?"

"Really, you were actually thinking about it? Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's not listed very high, and it would be perfect for our type of lifestyle."

"How much is it listed at?"

"Only $425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!"

"I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead and make an offer, but no more than $415,000."

"This is turning out to be a great day! Can't wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!"

"See you tonight, dear."

The man hangs up the cellular phone and asks ....

"So, whose phone is this?"

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Date: 4/23/2002 6:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!! Omg! now that is sooo wrong! ROFL!!  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 12118    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it!!!!!  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    LOL..  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    LOL..what a blast..this is way too funny..  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 16164    hehehe I love it that was way cute......  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 51521    lmao! That would be soo funny if that really happened! *PixieStix*
  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 36779    LOL  
Date: 4/23/2002 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 45897    LOL! OMG! I wonder what happened to the real guy!!  
Date: 4/23/2002 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 52061    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Can you say burn?

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Date: 4/24/2002 2:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    ROTFLMAO!! OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THANX FOR SHARING!  
Date: 4/24/2002 4:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 49277    lol thats great  
Date: 4/24/2002 8:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 44697    ROTFL! Oh my gosh! That is halarious! lol!  
Date: 4/24/2002 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 42464    Oh gosh that is wrong.  
Date: 8/18/2002 4:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LMAO!! Waaaayyy too funny!!!  
Date: 1/12/2006 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 62679    Hahaha!!!!!  

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