Only in America!!!!

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

... can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box, and a draft dodger live in the White House.

.....your told you have freedom but when you dd something others find wrong you spend time in jail....

.....you are taught to hold your head high and stay firm in what you belive and then as time goes by and you voice what you belive and stand by it people start to hate you....

.....people that can afford food get food stamps and those who cant dont get anything

.....its unlawful to beat you wife except on sundays on the court steps

.....you can belive any religion you choice but may not show your love for that religion at anytime or place