lol i found these on some sites. enjoy!
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If the people at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first? What's another word for synonym? What do sheep count when they can't sleep? If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? Why does bottled water have an expiration date? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do we wash bath towels, aren’t we clean when we use them? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? When people lose weight, where does it go? Why doesn't superglue stick to its container? Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange? If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? Why is the word abbreviate so long? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
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The 7-11 quistion I can answer that one 2 
