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Brain Transplant...women a MUST READ!

  Author:  19460  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/17/2002 6:49:00 PM)
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I got this email today and it was sooo cute!Hee Hee Hee...

This won't be surprising to most of you!

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.



I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."



The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."



The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"



The doctor smiled and said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."



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Date: 4/17/2002 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO!!!  
Date: 4/17/2002 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!!! Too true! ....  
Date: 4/17/2002 6:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 36098    more like rotted   
Date: 4/17/2002 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    LoL that is so cute! Thanks for posting. I really enjoyed the laugh, and so did my mommy! xo xo xo,  
Date: 4/17/2002 7:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19460    lol Oompa... did we step on some toesies there? LOL  
Date: 4/17/2002 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 52351    LMAO!! i think i heard this b4 but its still funny!! ~*muzicangel*~  
Date: 4/17/2002 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 51960    lmao. i love this joke. its great!!
Date: 4/17/2002 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 16023    hehe. that was cute. but it's the truth tho...am right?  
Date: 4/17/2002 9:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LMBO!!!! this is a good one I've seen it before and its very clever...thanx for sharing...cheers  

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