A bird named Idiot

Just the other day we had a bird in our chimney. A my dad took in out the bird gets loose in the house. We figure it would just fly out the door, but what an Idiot. It runs into our living room window about 5 times, and when it finally realizes it can't get out it gives up, going on top of my mom's china cabinet. My mom can't get it to come down, and she ends up needing to get the broom to scare the poor thing. so the bird starts flying around our house again, running intio the window. We finally get it out, and now i finally realized, that after all that poor bird was through, it did get one name... IDIOT!!