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Dog named Mace -eddo

  Author:  52155  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/17/2002 11:28:00 AM)
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A dog named Mace (prepare to groan...)

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.

One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He could not find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed. *

* (Are you ready?)

(Are you Sure?)

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"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"

-eddo

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Date: 4/17/2002 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    groooaaaaannnn... that was purty good!  
Date: 4/17/2002 11:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 43608    Lol!  
Date: 4/17/2002 11:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 25183    Actually this is pretty cute! Thanks for the laugh.  
Date: 4/17/2002 11:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    That is really cute! Thanks for making me laugh today! Be Good...  
Date: 4/17/2002 12:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 38507    Enteresting, Not completely humorous...very creative thought...  
Date: 4/17/2002 12:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52155    LOL! My Grandmother e-mailed me this, and I about busted out laughing! Thank you all for your replies! -eddo  
Date: 6/4/2002 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 52895    LOL LMAO!!!!!!!~~CRAZY SURFER~~  
Date: 5/27/2003 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 29262    Lol, thats pretty funny  

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