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If you Love Something....

  Author:  17525  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/15/2002 6:28:00 PM)
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If you love something... If you love something... set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it does not come back, it was never yours to begin with.

BUT... if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, spends your money, and does not appear to REALIZE that you had set it free... You either married it or gave birth to it.

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Date: 4/15/2002 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 35042    LMAO!!!! Like it!  
Date: 4/15/2002 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO! That is too funny. I love it!  
Date: 4/15/2002 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 50864    LOL you just described my son exactly LOL Thanks for a much needed giggle Hugs Mrs. Strider  
Date: 4/15/2002 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 48525    That's even better than the one I heard about if you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be, if not, hunt it down and kill it (that was a joke, BTW)!! Great post!! ~Roaryblue  
Date: 4/15/2002 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 52351    lol. sad but true! ~*muzicangel*~  
Date: 4/15/2002 7:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    OMG sooooo bookmarked!!!! I was just telling my best friend that saying today and how it was a crock and now I definately know it!!!!!!!! Love,  
Date: 4/15/2002 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    great one!!! LMBO!!! I actually had 2 that I gave birth to LOL!!!...cheers  
Date: 4/15/2002 10:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 17525    I got it in an email today. I just had to pass it on. Glad you liked it. peace  
Date: 4/26/2002 4:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    ~ROTFLMAO~!!!!! Good one Osiris!  

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