"Dag-Gum"

Has this ever happened to you? You're hungry, thirsty, or mad and you just can't find any Dag-gum? -at a party all boozed up and all you need in the world in order to be able to drive home is some Dag-gum? -at the ball park after chowing down some hot dogs with mustard-n-kraut and all you need in the world in order to quit belching the National Anthemn in public is some Dag-gum? -or on a dinner date where you had French onion soup followed by peppercorn ranch sauce on your steak & salad and all you needed in the whole, wide, world in order to get a kiss-goodnight afterwards was some Dag-gum!! -or how bout' right now when your mouth and throat are dry from all that inhaling you do in front of the computer screen? Wouldn't some dag-gum come in dog-gone handy, right now? Dag-Gummit! Why can't you EVER find any Dag-Gum when you need it-dag-gummit! Wrigley's, Ice-Breakers, Dentine Ice, Care-Free, Big Red...