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You might be a terrorist if.........

  Author:  177  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/6/2002 11:22:00 PM)
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You might be a terrorist if you think that getting stoned is done with real stones.

You might be a terrorist if you think female nudity is a glipse of exposed face.

You might be a terrorist if your main image of George Bush is a burning effigy.

If you believe that after you blow yourself up in a suicide attack 72 virgins will make love to you, then you just might be a terrorist (I kind of like this one).

Gorm

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Date: 4/7/2002 12:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 21867    Yo Gorm, I can see ya lining up to be a terrorist now with that last one huh Peace,  
Date: 4/7/2002 12:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 52320    Oh. man......yep, good one's.But Agent Smith is right, you might start recruting some now!
Date: 4/7/2002 7:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 50530    Very funny,I liked the second one.  
Date: 4/7/2002 8:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 177    Yup....I guess I know why John Walker Lindh joined the Taliban.  
Date: 4/7/2002 8:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 51876    Where do they keep them all?......BruiextheGreenMan  
Date: 4/7/2002 9:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 51052    Cute post. How do people come up with things like that? Miss Molly  
Date: 4/7/2002 3:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 177    All but one of these I heard on Saturday Night Live.  
Date: 6/1/2002 1:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 48527    heh?? I don't really get it...BYP  
Date: 6/2/2002 2:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 177    What is there not to get?  
Date: 8/15/2002 11:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 57537    you forgot two things:

You might be a terrorist if you haven't had a shower in a year.

You might be a terrorist if you haven't had a shave ever.
  
Date: 8/17/2002 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 177    ^^Thanks for adding those two more likely indications of terrorist tendencies. LOL  

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