Japanese-Engrish

I spelt english wrong on purpose. I went to www.engrish.com and found stuff like this. It's really funny:

Taken from a page-a-day calendar with funny quotes: Hotel Rules, Japanese-Style: "Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited." --sign displayed in a Japanese hotel Traffic Signs, Enigmatic Warnings Of: "Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." --Tokyo traffic sign Slogans, Japanese-Style: "Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled." --slogan on a Japanese shopping bag Road Signs, Inexplicable: "Try Bigger and Bigger but keep More and More Slowly." --Toyko traffic sign And, one of my favorites: Medical Questionnaire, Japanese-Style: "Are you haunted by horribles? Do you ever run after your nose? Does your nose choke? Does your head or face or shoulder ever limp? Has any part of your body suddenly grown uncontrollable?" --questions on a Japanese medical form I also came across some other interesting quotes/phrases: Ceremonial Toasts, Great Moments In: Chinese host (lifting up his glass to his American guest): "Up your bottoms." American diplomat: "Up yours too." --Overheard at a cocktail party honoring numerous international guests in Shenyang, China On Communist Songs, Catchy Titles For: "Mother, I Want to Go to the Mountainside and Harden Myself with Physical Labor" --Chinese Communist hit song