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OK Is This Place Dead Tonight Or What??????---babiebec

  Author:  32763  Category:(Discussion) Created:(4/5/2002 9:46:00 PM)
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So what's the deal??? Ok its Friday night....what...everyone but me on a date??? See I am an old married woman so dates are old news to me! What about the rest of you?? Why are you still on the computer??? Have no life like me?? LOL

Come on you all...lets have some fun. Ok just think....if you were on a date right now....where would you be?? And NO....I don't want to hear about any parking dates!!! What would be your dream date right now?? Where would you go??

OK so this is my attempt to liven up this joint!! Anyone care to help me out??

babiebec

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Date: 4/5/2002 9:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    ahhhhhh i know, itz deaaaad!!! oh well, the *party* is here uh huh!!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    I aint on a date...usually after 9 USM time, it gets pretty dead.I am here cuz I didn't feel like wasting gas to go into town... If i was on a date now, I would be with Demonslayer, and he would be just so friggin happy to see me, it doesnt matter what we did, as long as we are in each others presence, nothing else really matters.. Just snugglin.  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    thats right us "dateless" losers are all right here!! LOL just kidding you all! but come on in and lets have some fun!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    LOL buffy now thats the spirit!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Talkin with Hyperchick on USM and MSN... LOL  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    what spirit... i am here?? where am I?? I know Im here in body, but mind,, nuh uh... I am nowhere in mind.. i am sleeping in mind... mmmmm. sleep... tired.... USM is dead.... brain dead....  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol,...dateless? *sniff*...that's right...im so pathetic...oh wait...my parents don't let me date, heeeey im not pathetic after all!!! hip hip hooray!!   
Date: 4/5/2002 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    oooomg did you hear Buffy is brain dead, ....yay...now the partaaay starts jk!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    well buffy..tell hyper chick to come in here and talk to all of us!!   
Date: 4/5/2002 9:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    ohhh there you are hyper chick!! wahoooooooo!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 49763    Hi there Babiebec I'm here because I pulled an all nighter last night and now I'm tired. My teacher assigned a 8 page report yesterday that was due today. Today is also the last day of the semester so if it wasn't in today you couldn't make it up and it really hurt your grade. So I'm tired. ~~ Ultima of Elsewhere  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    hey buffy isn't the only brain dead one around tonight.....me and becky are too!! wahooo on all us brain deaders!!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    awwwww well elsewhere.....kick back and relax. have some fun with us!!! oh and i hope you did good on your assignment!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol.....yayyy for me!!! they love me, they really really love me hehe Ultima, you lucky duck!! eight page report!! woohoo!! my teacher assigned us a termpaper, but we don't have to do it now, i dont think!! *knock on wood*  
Date: 4/5/2002 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Wooo hoo... Dislexics of the world UNTIE!!!... LOL.. braindead.. Im not a night person! Sup Bec?  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol...so...you mean...i am the only one that isn't brain dead, okay now this isn't the party i wanted   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Why not? it makes you look smarter!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Woo hoo, that was harsh! Go Buffy, Go buffy!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    That is a nice daydeam Cards.. i like that idea too!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 46800    Hey, I am an old married women too...lol....lets see my dream date right now....soaking in a tub full of bubbles, wine glass filled, and my man giving me a rub down. Thats rated G peoples. Lol CARDS  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol....but me 'looking' smart wont help me 'be' smart   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    its ok.. here at DL, we always accept new comers with problems like yours....  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Hello, my name is Amelia, and I am dateless tonight because my man lives 2 states away from me. *snif*  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    LOL cards! that sounds good to me right now!! but the only differance is...since i am a married mother of 2....i would want the bubble bath with no one at all in the house!!! ummm now talk about the perfect date!!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Who said you had to be smart?
  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    hehe...turkeys say spam spam spam spam  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Change that to DLA... dateless loosers anon...  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    "HELLO IRENE" lol  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    LOL buffy!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Turkeys dont say SPAM you Reject!!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Geez, no wonder your a dateless loser Hyperchick!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Woo hoo, that was harsh! Go Buffy, Go buffy!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol....youuuuu think im dumb *runs out crying* hey guys, my guy only lives 300+ miles away lol!!! not too far  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    reject??? you think im ugly too!!! waaaaaah!! im telling my mommy lol!! and they do so, on that one comercial wif dat lil girl!1  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    *gets pen and paper* well you are off my christmas card list   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    HERE! *Sorta* LOL  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    i want a coloring book lol  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    awww well, just another person I dont have to buy for this year!!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    The x-mas cards? Awww. twist the knife in my heart!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    I used to have this HUGE coloring book, it was the bomb!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    my pleasure *takes knife*...bout like this...?  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol, your speaking of a HUGE coloring book, doesn't help my wanting a coloring book  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Grruuuraahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! what cha thinkin punk!! LOL!! I meant take it, not twist it!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol, ohhhh you want me to get another knife? okay  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    here, sorta?????? what the heck does that mean becky??? are you here or not??? oh yeah, i forgot you are brain dead!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    gosh buffy! you and hyper chick ARE crazy!!!   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    you gotta fight for your right to parrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaay!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Only if I can stab you back!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Brain deads rule!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol BB, not I...she said i was dumb, and ugly, she deserves it hehe...you can't stab me back, that was not in the agreement!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    I was at school one time, and in the middle of everybody chatting with each other, i just came out and screamed "I am not a PSYCHO" and the whole room went Quiet.. it was fun!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Well, why cant it be now??
  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Wow, this conversation is WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY off of subject... oh well.  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    I'm here....but my brain is over there  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water, If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine & rub it on a cat's behind and he'll pass a motorcycle."

LOL>... I just received this.... ROTFLMAOGPMP
  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    haha! the other day, i picked up the phone, and screamed into it, and hung it up, and my bro and my dad looked at me, and i was lyke...woooah did you hear that lmao, it was funny! and it can't be b/c ummm, you ...can't umm...you'll just have to talk to my lawyer Becky, *sniff* we lost another one, three braindead people in a row sad  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lmfao!! omg too funny!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Join the Braindeads... join the dark side hyper.. join the wild spirits!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    LMAO now that was funny!!
  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    over there where becky??? i think thats where i need to be!!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    well you see it's over there >>>>>  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    <<<<<< or is it over there?  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    *holds her cross* leaveeeee!!!   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    maybe it's up there ^^^^^^^  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    Noooooooooo wait! it's down there \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Dude, crosses only work for demonic spirits and vampires, what cha thinkin??  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    awwwiez my yahoo thingie is purdiful, it'z precious moments and/or snoopy =) cooliez!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    um... your startin to sound like us brain deaders hyper!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol, it really is!!! it gotza yellow birdie flyin round the IM screen   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Where did everybody go??  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    me here still, and itz gettin cold lmao!! :|  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    ok you two have wore me out!! i am off to bed! have a good one and be good!! thanks for coming by!! you two lock up on your way out!!   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    HEY, your the one who wanted to liven the place up now your goin to bed?? eh, oh well.. we will lock up after we have stolen everything.  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    your leaving me with *points*....her? nooooo  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol....jk....they killed my purdiful bird waaaaaaah!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32763    sorry but i am getting old! need my rest! LOL ok just don't steal the kitchen sink!! you all have fun!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    leaves before she can kill me   
Date: 4/5/2002 10:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    I am not a Psychokiller!!! Just Trust me!!  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Besides, you have the knives... I thought....  
Date: 4/5/2002 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol, you said 'if i can stab you' so i don't trust you! lmao!!  

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