Some Signs That You're Losing Your Mind **Frankenstein

1. The paper weight on your desk tends to talk to you alot lately.

2. The voices in your head are talking louder than usual and when they tell you that you should set your house on fire, it seems like a good idea to you.

3. You count each bite you eat and you tap out the numbers and a brief message about it in Morse code with your fork. What's really weird is that you don't even know Morse code.

4. You go into a store and walk behind a cash register in a closed lane. You then proceed to act as though you work there even though don't have a clue as to what to do. It's seems logical to just to push a bunch of buttons over and over and to give a fake smile to everyone who passes by and try to encourage them to let you check them out.

5. You go through the every drive thru in town and hand them the bag of food that you got from the last restaurant you were at. For example, the girl at Burger King gets a Whopper, the one at KFC gets a Big Mac and the guy at Arby's ends up with some fried chicken and potato salad. When they take it from you and give you a strange look, you scream, "cockadoodle doo!" at the top of your lungs and drive away like a maniac.

6. You realize that you're getting strange looks in public since you shaved your eyebrows and wrote your name in their place with a Magic Marker.

7. It seems like a good idea to shave your head totally bald and replace the hair with blue cotton candy. You notice that it's really hard to comb.

8. You take your pet earthworm to church with you and ask that it be baptized.

9. You vow to never order another pizza from Domino's because it really creeps you out the way the pepperonis look at you.

10. You just know that the people on TV are watching you back.

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